Charlie bit me!

How can you not laugh..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

And here's the funky version..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOle1AnPOc4&feature=related

Laugh lah..Children are quick (and smart)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . . .. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

(thanks to Jennifer Britannia of DPT class of '08/09 for bringing this to us)

Lost in Translation..

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.

Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'

Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Tribute to our lecturer..

A fitting tribute to our lecturer, Philip Koh, for giving us the best teachings (and 'laughable moments') during our ECE

course.

Thanks again, Philip, you made the difference!

..from the Class of 2008-09 NY-EC-A2

"The Mom Song" that all of us can relate to..

Here's a song that all of us, early childhood educators and moms alike, can relate to..

"The Mom Song":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nem0bkErGVY

(thanks to Jane Seet, DPT Class 2008/9 for bringing this to us)

A-Laugh-a-Second : "Achmed The Dead Terrorist"

Warning : Sit down when watching this genius at work, or you may fall over, laughing ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

(Note : when watching this, do excuse all the religious connotations that come with it..)

Comic Relief : PhD comedy..

Fed-up with your lectures in class already?
Try this PhD comedy.. I bet you will now fully understand (and remember) "Young Men in Superficial Stage" for a long, long time..

http://www.youtube.com/user/txlee1

Comic Relief - Desperate Students

If only all our students has this sense of humour..